Better make this official then...
By the power vested in you, oh wise and beautiful
, may I have the honour of becoming part of this group, in return for my undying contribution of awesomeness and skilfully typed aristocratic speeches?
While that is so extravagant it may not seem sincere, narrow it down to how I usually speak and I'm telling the truth. HANDY HINT FOR PEOPLE IF YOU WANNA BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY YOU MUST ACTIVATE YOUR AUSTRIA MODE.